Dried SPAM Bites?

Dried SPAM bites?

Seriously.

I saw this ad in the coupon section of the Sunday paper. At first, I thought perhaps it was a joke or April Fool's Day.

Now, I haven't looked on any store shelves, but I can find no reason to believe that this coupon is for nothing other than a real SPAM bite product!

There is just something wrong with that. Really wrong.

These snack bites look more like doggie treats.

Don't get me wrong. I love a good fried SPAM sandwich with mustard and cheese. But dried SPAM bites? That sounds like something dropped under the stove or fridge and discovered months later, dehydrated into greasy salt-packed cement blocks.

Uhm. No, thank you.

Coupon anyone?